Horticulture in Malacca

Going back to the news of Malacca's inclusion in UNESCO's  heritage and cultural listing, I am reminded of a famous anecdote of Dorothy Parker; a famous American wit of the 1920's and '30s; who, when asked to come up with a sentence containing the word horticulture said: "You can lead a horticulture (whore to culture), but you can't make her think". 'Nuff said.