"Bored Shit-less"

It was the "Agong's" (Malay Ruler) Birthday yesterday , hence the whole of Malacca town was packed full of tourists; filling up every restaurant, shopping center and car -parking space. As is my usual response to such days, I do my passable impression of a hermit and was thus, "Bored Shit-less."

Which got me thinking.... "What the hell does that phrase mean anyway?"



Well here's my theory, formed from yesterday's experience as I sat on the throne on my umpteenth trip to the loo for the want of something better to do. Bored shit-less eh..? As I tried yet another bowel movement to ease the last of the crap from my colon.....mmm....