This one's for Sean in Belfast.
on a single roll of the dice, at a casino.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm
completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES!
YES! I WON ! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfonded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Thank-you Lee Lee for the great insight.
p.s. Anyone have an appropriate illustration for this??
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