Ronaldo the Dodo

Christino Ronaldo, the boy from Madeira

Is now seeking the lira

He wants to join Madrid

I believe that MU should rid

Themselves of this pesky kid

And coerse a mighty Real bid 

Ronaldo stretching for the Chop

My wish list from the Real bid:

1. Karim Benzema

2. Micha Richards

3. David Bentley